Mother Goose Says, "Dumpty the Trumpty!"
©201 6 by LeeZard I was sitting at my laptop the other night trying to NOT listen to the Republican presidential candidates’ debate. I do sometimes leave the TV on, though, just for the comedy and so I can understand the late night talk show monologues. About halfway through the ridiculous discussions on foreign policy, there was a light, tentative knock at my door. I looked through the peephole and, upon seeing that world famous and familiar face, threw the door open with glee. “Mother Goose!” I exclaimed. “Where have you been this election year? I’d just about given up on you.” She replied, “Humpty Dumpty and I sat on the wall, thinking we wouldn’t get involved at all. Now we’re both hot to trot, ready to take all our shots, and dumpty all over Trumpty." “Not your best, MG,” I replied, “but I get your point.” So, for the third presidential race in a row, my old pal and I waddled over to the laptop an...