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**Guest Columnist: Mother Goose

©2008 by LeeZard

Hillary Dillary Dock,
Her campaign is now a crock.
Obama leads,
While Hillary bleeds,
And time runs off the clock.

There was an old senator,
Who lived in a shoe,
With such a big ego,
And a dysfunctional crew.
They told her this,
They told her that,
Until her campaign,
Was just running flat.

Old Bruthah Bubba,
Used his mouth as a clubbah,
And came across as a whiner.
They turned him loose,
Like a runaway caboose,
And blew it in South Carolina.

Four and twenty million,
Thrown down the drain,
While Hillary fights Obama,
To the delight of Mccain.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat,
Nor could he stomach Obama.
Hillary left him cold,
The GOP he couldn’t hold,
So he sat out the election, Momma.

Hey diddle diddle,
Here is the riddle.
What are the Democrats doin’?
Hillary and Obama,
Will fight to the end,
And leave the electorate stewin’.

Hillary and Bill sat on a wall,
Bill and Hillary took a great fall.
All the consultants,
Consultants times ten,
Couldn’t put Billary together again.

To market, to market,
To buy a few vote…