LFS: The Storyteller

©2008 by LeeZard You know how a chicken’s body will run around for a while after you cut its head off? That’s Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign today. I am a Hillary delegate to my county and legislative district caucuses but let’s face reality; it’s over. She’s lost 11 in a row to Senator Barack Obama and her campaign is in disarray. No, it is in full panic. Even if the New York senator ekes out victories in Texas and Ohio, it is unlikely that her wins will be big enough to stop what has become the Obama freight train. So, for the good of her party – and our nation – Hillary Clinton should withdraw from the race and throw her support behind Barack Obama. Let the political pundits and pollsters – the ones who blew it from the start – analyze what went wrong in Hillaryville. The fact is they need look no farther than Bill the pit-bull in South Carolina. One New York Times columnist called it Hillary’s “Waterloo.” That’s where the campaign’s carcass is buried. I prefer to look at t

©2008 By LeeZard Not that I’m losing any sleep over these but, I wonder: * Why do people insist on driving 55-60 MPH in the left freeway (PASSING) lane? * Why are potato chips so deadly when they taste so great? * Why aren’t more people questioning John McCain about his “100 years war” comment vis a vis Iraq? * Why can’t we pay our teachers at least as much as we pay journeyman carpenters? * Who did put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop? * Along those same lines, why do fools fall in love? * Whatever happened to the search for Osama Bin Laden? * Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? * Are voters lying to pollsters about their support for Barack Obama because they’re afraid to reveal their bigotry? * Re: Kosovo’s declaration of independence, are they done dividing up the old Yugoslavia? * Which reminds me, did Tito finally die? * Which reminds me, what’s a used Yugo with low mileage worth (OK, so the miles are low ‘cause the thing never ran)? * Why is my stockbroke