Everybody Lies
--> ©2014 by LeeZard Let’s be honest; everybody lies. We even lie when we tell our kids, “Honesty is the best policy,” because in our heart of hearts we know it’s not always the best policy. We cover our lying butts by calling them “little white lies.” Is that the opposite of big black lies? Isn’t that unfair to anything (or anyone) Black? But, as usual, I digress. Let us count the top ten (according to LeeZard) little white lies (You can add your own to the list): 1. Santa Claus 2. Tooth fairy 3. Easter Bunny 4. Hanukkah Harry (Thank you, SNL!) 5. I was only kidding. 6. I had a great time. I’ll call you. 7. No, you don’t look fat in that outfit. 8. I love your hair like that. 9. Fake orgasms 10. (Sometimes) I love you. As the top four attest, we even create great myths around our lies...