LFS: The Storyteller

©2014 By LeeZard FLASH!!! In a recent interview with AARP Magazine , Bruce Springsteen revealed that he is reworking the lyrics of some of his classic songs to reflect his aging and that of his fans. LeeZard has gained exclusive access to these lyrics (and the cover art!) with no permission to publish brief snippets. Leezard has also learned the new songs will be released this summer on a new album entitled “Greetings From a Nursing Home in Asbury Park, New Jersey.” Here we go!   Cataract Ranch Cataract, cataract Blurry and dark, things are going black, Open up my eyes, trying to see more Oh my god they’re tearing, I feel like a dinosaur. Pee All Night When I lost my prostate honey sometimes I think I lost my guts too And I wish God would send me a libido, send me something I thought I’d never lose  Lying in the heat of the night like we never made love all our lives I get shivers down my spine and all I wanna do is keep myself dry....

©2012 by LeeZard   (NOTE: Photos by LeeZard , 11/28/2012 Portland Rose Garden Arena. Also, to get a full understanding of what I write here, please take time to watch the video links throughout this piece. The audio isn't great but you will get the sense of what I'm saying.) The late James Brown was called "The Hardest Working Man in Show Business." His mantle is now surely worn by Bruce Springsteen. At 63 years young Springsteen still loves his job . In fact, he told us so November 28th during his three hour and twelve minute show at Portland's Rose Garden Arena. His "Wrecking Ball Tour" has been on the international road for most of this year and his management just added several new European dates for early 2013.    I've been to all of Bruce's gigs here since 1975 and nobody enjoys performing as much as my Rock & Roll Hero. Sure, Jagger is still strutting at 69 and, at 67, Neil Young is still doing his endless guitar solo...

NEWS RELEASE  FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: LeeZard               leezard7@gmail.com May 27, 2013 LeeZard Tosses in Hat for 2016 Taps Bruce Springsteen as Running Mate (Renton, WA) Noted blogger, raconteur and political know-some-of-it LeeZard will seek the 2016 Democratic nomination for president, it was announced today. “I supported President Obama throughout the dismal, tawdry and endless 2008 campaign,” said LeeZard. “I bought in to his promise of change.” "I ran against him in 2012," he added, "but nobody noticed. I will not be deterred!" “So, let’s look at the record! Our troops are still in Afghanistan, the national debt continues to rise and we are no closer to economic stability or prosperity,” he continued. "And let's face the hard fact, UNEMPLOYMENT IS NOT WORKING!" Gathering a full head of steam and puffing himself up to twice his normal size, LeeZard let loose with bot...