LFS: The Storyteller

©2017 by Lee Frederick Somerstein Am I crazy? I’m actually looking forward to April 25th, my prostate cancer surgery. Bring it! I’m in the best place I can be in a shitty situation. As far as we know the cancer is contained within the prostate and an earlier MRI shows nothing in the surrounding lymph nodes. They’ll check that under a microscope after they get that sucker out. But they have to get it out fast before it spreads and 4/25 is the soonest they can do it. I’ve reserved an extra room at the hospital for a prostate going away party. As you can tell, my energy and my attitude remain high and I am astounded by the wave of good vibes flowing in from all of you. My humblest thanks; you have no idea how powerful you are. Now, let’s move to the business at hand. ----- You’ve read in my earlier posts that I am eliminating whatever negativity remains in my life. Except for my closest friends/family, I've never written or spoken about the only major remaining source of ...

--> ©2014 by LeeZard Let’s be honest; everybody lies. We even lie when we tell our kids, “Honesty is the best policy,” because in our heart of hearts we know it’s not always the best policy. We cover our lying butts by calling them “little white lies.” Is that the opposite of big black lies? Isn’t that unfair to anything (or anyone) Black? But, as usual, I digress. Let us count the top ten (according to LeeZard) little white lies (You can add your own to the list): 1. Santa Claus 2. Tooth fairy    3. Easter Bunny    4. Hanukkah Harry (Thank you,   SNL!)    5. I was only kidding.    6. I had a great time. I’ll call you.    7. No, you don’t look fat in that outfit.    8. I love your hair like that.    9. Fake orgasms    10. (Sometimes) I love you. As the top four attest, we even create great myths around our lies...